Diane Fics You!
I'm A Fic-ing Genius.
and the ever popular:
Me Fic You Long Time! Five dollah!
Amand-r: NO WHAT?
Diane: Goddammitt, I often write stories with no spankings in them.
It's me. Methos. Of course, this is Diane's Fanfic, where you can find all her lovely Highlander fiction starring yours truly. There's other stuff, something about other fandoms, but I have no idea what the hell that is all about...
Diane: It's about other people besides yourself, bratlet.
Other people? O-ther?
Diane:Yes. Other muses? I have Remy and Logan and Duncan, and god help me, Richie and a Fitz and a Connor and a Cory and a Hank McCoy.
That's a lot of people. Should I start to get worried?
Diane: Of course not, darling. See the site URL?
Amand-r: I would.
Diane: You can't scare the muses. ::cracks whip:: Back to work!
SEMC: hEy! WhY aRe yOu aLL sTiLL aLiVe? oH YeAh, iT'S OnLy tUeSdAy.
Diane: Amand-r! You promised!
Amand-r: I couldn't get a 'sitter.
SEMC: yEaH, tHe LaSt oNe's sTiLL iN tHe cLoSeT, UnDeR ThE wInTeR BoOts.
Diane: My first day with a new site, and already I'm in trouble.
SEMC: I'm GoNnA MaKe yOuR WhoLE SiTe mAgEnTa.
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